Scumbag Brain

choking on peanuts "these are delicious, let's eat some more!"

choking on peanuts

Gets Home From a Long Smoke Sesh and Very Hungry Leaves Leftovers for Tomorrow's Lunch Because Your Out of Food

Gets Home From a Long Smoke Sesh and Very Hungry Leaves Leftovers for Tomorrow's Lunch Because Your Out of Food  Scumbag Brain

Innocuous noise, daytime: "Meh" Innocuous noise, nighttime: "OH GOD IT'S A MURDERER BREAKING IN"

Innocuous noise, daytime:

Oh, I'm not helping you go to sleep? Let me hurt myself the whole day.

Oh, I'm not helping you go to sleep? Let me hurt myself the whole day.   Scumbag Brain

While sitting at your computer: dude i need to take a dump On the toilet: jk bro!

While sitting at your computer: dude i need to take a dump On the toilet: jk bro!   Scumbag Brain

Just became friends with your ex? Na bro, you want her.

Just became friends with your ex? Na bro, you want her.   Scumbag Brain

Essay on Leonardo da Vinci? Nah, let's write one on Leonardo Dicaprio instead

Essay on Leonardo da Vinci? Nah, let's write one on Leonardo Dicaprio instead  Scumbag Brain

Nah bro, you definitely need that gem bag. Uses it once.

Nah bro, you definitely need that gem bag. Uses it once.  Scumbag Brain

Can't find something? Let's check that same pocket three more times

Can't find something? Let's check that same pocket three more times  Scumbag Brain

Gratz bro you finished a math problem You better spend the next 20 minutes seeing if there is anything new posted on reddit since the last math problem you finished.

Gratz bro you finished a math problem You better spend the next 20 minutes seeing if there is anything new posted on reddit since the last math problem you finished.   Scumbag Brain
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