Scumbag Brain

Oh so you have a pretty girl over? Here let me help by putting you to sleep.

Oh so you have a pretty girl over? Here let me help by putting you to sleep.  Scumbag Brain

Just posted something on reddit? make sure to check it every 5-10 seconds

Just posted something on reddit? make sure to check it every 5-10 seconds  Scumbag Brain

Got everything done and ready, crawl into bed and get cozy HAVE TO SHIT

Got everything done and ready, crawl into bed and get cozy HAVE TO SHIT  Scumbag Brain

Starts to wander Replays every awkward moment of your entire life

Starts to wander Replays every awkward moment of your entire life   Scumbag Brain

going about your everyday life aneurysm

going about your everyday life aneurysm   Scumbag Brain

Remembers Konami code from 2 decades ago. Can't remember girls name from 2 hours ago.

Remembers Konami code from 2 decades ago. Can't remember girls name from 2 hours ago.  Scumbag Brain

Remembers hundreds of complicated kanji. Forgets all hiragana and katakana daily.

Remembers hundreds of complicated kanji. Forgets all hiragana and katakana daily.  Scumbag Brain

TIME TO TURN THIS LIFE AROUND! LET ME GET ON REDDIT REAL FAST!

TIME TO TURN THIS LIFE AROUND! LET ME GET ON REDDIT REAL FAST!  Scumbag Brain

knows you're sick "hey bro, do you know what i like? Mcdonalds and nice greasy warm cheese"

knows you're sick

Get proposed to by the perfect man whom you've been with for almost a year Immediately thinks of ex-boyfriend you only dated for a few weeks

Get proposed to by the perfect man whom you've been with for almost a year Immediately thinks of ex-boyfriend you only dated for a few weeks    Scumbag Brain
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