Scumbag Brain

You want to clean your ears? Make sure you take the gum out of your mouth first

You want to clean your ears? Make sure you take the gum out of your mouth first  Scumbag Brain

Sees Nope nope spider on reddit Creates itchy sensation all over so i think im covered in them

Sees Nope nope spider on reddit Creates itchy sensation all over so i think im covered in them  Scumbag Brain

Sitting in a long meeting at office let me turn your eyes red so that everyones knows that you are only half present

Sitting in a long meeting at office let me turn your eyes red so that everyones knows that you are only half present  Scumbag Brain

"Hey you see that cripple" "remeber that really funny joke you heard from your friend"

Just came in here to wash hands? Cool Now that you're done, that running water reminded me you have to piss now

Just came in here to wash hands?  Cool Now that you're done, that running water reminded me you have to piss now  Scumbag Brain

Look it's your ex's birthday We should look at all of of her pictures

Look it's your ex's birthday We should look at all of of her pictures   Scumbag Brain

I know she broke your heart man. Let's just forget all about her Or we could check her facebook

I know she broke your heart man. Let's just forget all about her Or we could check her facebook  Scumbag Brain

Forgets all the bad stuff about other people, remembers the good Can't think of single positive thing about self

Forgets all the bad stuff about other people, remembers the good Can't think of single positive thing about self  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

At Work: only thinks about getting home to relax At Home: only thinks about all the stress of work

At Work: only thinks about getting home to relax At Home: only thinks about all the stress of work  Scumbag Brain
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