Scumbag Brain

Tells you you're over your Ex Have amazing dream where you get back together with Ex

Tells you you're over your Ex Have amazing dream where you get back together with Ex   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your ex that you have been chasing for months wants you back now? PERFECT timing to fall in love with that other girl!

Oh, your ex that you have been chasing for months wants you back now? PERFECT timing to fall in love with that other girl!  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't remember girlfriend's birthday Can't forget ex-girlfriend's birthday

Doesn't remember girlfriend's birthday Can't forget ex-girlfriend's birthday   Scumbag Brain

Finely tuned evolutionary wonder Stops working at the first drop of alcohol

Finely tuned evolutionary wonder Stops working at the first drop of alcohol   Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you said ten years ago? Well you do now.

Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you said ten years ago? Well you do now.  Scumbag Brain

Going to store: No need for a list-I'll remember what you need At the store: What list? let's get some cookies.

Going to store: No need for a list-I'll remember what you need At the store: What list?  let's get some cookies.   Scumbag Brain

OH MY, I HAD AN AWESOME IDEA How about breathing AND blinking in manual mode?

OH MY, I HAD AN AWESOME IDEA How about breathing AND blinking in manual mode?   Scumbag Brain

Could fall asleep instantly at 3 in the afternoon Keeps you up all night when you try to go to bed at 11pm

Could fall asleep instantly at 3 in the afternoon  Keeps you up all night when you try to go to bed at 11pm    Scumbag Brain

Has a large vocabulary Combines two words to make you sound like a dumbass

Has a large vocabulary Combines two words to make you sound like a dumbass  Scumbag Brain

Your home alone at 2:00 AM? Lets review what you read on the internet about shadow people

Your home alone at 2:00 AM? Lets review what you read on the internet about shadow people  Scumbag Brain
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