Scumbag Brain

Having trouble sleeping? Better calculate exactly how much sleep you're missing out on

Having trouble sleeping? Better calculate exactly how much sleep you're missing out on  Scumbag Brain

Allows you to give advice to others about procrastinating While procrastinating

Allows you to give advice to others about procrastinating  While procrastinating  Scumbag Brain

Sees a spider Every itch and tickle on your body is a spider for days

Sees a spider Every itch and tickle on your body is a spider for days  Scumbag Brain

You finally get the hot girlfriend now your have a crush on her hot roommate

You finally get the hot girlfriend  now your have a crush on her hot roommate   Scumbag Brain

Remembers Fee Waybill is the lead singer of the 80's band the tubes Can't remember a simple password.

Remembers Fee Waybill is the lead singer of the 80's band the tubes Can't remember a simple password.   Scumbag Brain

hey that's your buddy dave up ahead, sneak up and yell "what's up fatass?" that wasn't dave

hey that's your buddy dave up ahead, sneak up and yell

Get a "like" on Facebook Wonder why karma isn't higher

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Has awesome meme idea while falling asleep... Can't think of it in the morning!

Has awesome meme idea while falling asleep... Can't think of it in the morning!  Scumbag Brain

Remembers hundreds of song lyrics, including ones you haven't heard in years Can't remember what you ate for breakfast this morning

Remembers hundreds of song lyrics, including ones you haven't heard in years Can't remember what you ate for breakfast this morning   Scumbag Brain

"You have 45 minutes, maybe take a nap?" Goes to sleep 40 minutes later.

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