Scumbag Brain

Start of Spring Break? Let Me allow you to get sick.

Start of Spring Break? Let Me allow you to get sick.  Scumbag Brain

Finals week Means free massages and goodie bags

Finals week Means free massages and goodie bags  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you love your boyfriend? Here's a dream that he's cheating on you.

Oh, you love your boyfriend? Here's a dream that he's cheating on you.  Scumbag Brain

Easily distracted by anything within line of sight Ignores colorful post-it notes for weeks

Easily distracted by anything within line of sight Ignores colorful post-it notes for weeks  Scumbag Brain

Correctly type a word that you've spelt a thousand times before it doesn't look right. Switch the "I" and the "e".

Correctly type a word that you've spelt a thousand times before it doesn't look right. Switch the

Oh you have a bag of poop in one hand and your dog's leash in the other? "Doesn't your nose itch?"

Oh you have a bag of poop in one hand and your dog's leash in the other?

I dont allways speed up But when I do, it's so the asshole on the right can't cut in front of me

I dont allways speed up But when I do, it's so the asshole on the right can't cut in front of me  Scumbag Brain

only wants to sleep with girls you hit on doesnt want the girls who hit on you

only wants to sleep with girls you hit on doesnt want the girls who hit on you   Scumbag Brain

You and your girlfriend are going through rough times? Here's a dream about her having sex with your best friend

You and your girlfriend are going through rough times? Here's a dream about her having sex with your best friend  Scumbag Brain

Oh your in an amazing relationship? lets have a nice dream about your ex

Oh your in an amazing relationship? lets have a nice dream about your ex  Scumbag Brain
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