Scumbag Brain

Remembers 75% of the lyrics to" I'm on a boat!" after first time hearin the song Remembers 0% of basic virology after your 80th time reviewing the subject

Remembers 75% of the lyrics to

Girl wants you to cum. Can't Girl wants you to keep going. Cum immediately

Girl wants you to cum. Can't Girl wants you to keep going. Cum immediately  Scumbag Brain

You are at the doctor's office now? Good, I will now make you feel less pain.

You are at the doctor's office now? Good, I will now make you feel less pain.   Scumbag Brain

oh you just scratched your balls? here, let me make your eyes itch too

oh you just scratched your balls? here, let me make your eyes itch too  Scumbag Brain

Deletes every dream, Remembers every nightmare.

Deletes every dream, Remembers every nightmare.   Scumbag Brain

3 Hours of sleep? You're totally fine, bro! 9 Hours of sleep? You should probably feel like you haven't slept in days

3 Hours of sleep? You're totally fine, bro! 9 Hours of sleep? You should probably feel like you haven't slept in days   Scumbag Brain

Have a phobia of spiders? You should click that link that says something about spiders anyway

Have a phobia of spiders? You should click that link that says something about spiders anyway  Scumbag Brain

You're having a serious conversation with someone? I'll throw in a voice crack to lighten the mood.

You're having a serious conversation with someone?
 I'll throw in a voice crack to lighten the mood.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're falling asleep on the couch? Lets go to bed so you can stare at the ceiling for 2 hours

Oh, you're falling asleep on the couch? Lets go to bed so you can stare at the ceiling for 2 hours  Scumbag Brain

Open a new tab so you can Google something Immediately forget what it was

Open a new tab so you can Google something Immediately forget what it was  Scumbag Brain
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