Scumbag Brain

I wanted to be a heart when i grew up fucking DNA

I wanted to be a heart when i grew up fucking DNA  Scumbag Brain

Boo hoo... I have nobody

Boo hoo... I have nobody  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up 30 minutes before your alarm goes off Doesn't let you wake up until 30 minutes after your alarm goes off.

Wakes you up 30 minutes before your alarm goes off Doesn't let you wake up until 30 minutes after your alarm goes off.  Scumbag Brain

Can't ever get up early on weekdays Wakes you up after two hours of sleep so you can enjoy your hangover after a night of drinking

Can't ever get up early on weekdays Wakes you up after two hours of sleep so you can enjoy your hangover after a night of drinking  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your girlfriend broke up with you? Here's a dream of her climbing in your bed to apologize and take you back.

Oh, your girlfriend broke up with you? Here's a dream of her climbing in your bed to apologize and take you back.  Scumbag Brain

Time to go to bed? Time to get hungry.

Time to go to bed? Time to get hungry.  Scumbag Brain

Not hungry. "Hey Bro, remember that diet you're on?" Starving.

Not hungry.

notices hot girl in class makes you pop a boner

notices hot girl in class makes you pop a boner  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to poop. Tells you it is a fart.

Knows you have to poop. Tells you it is a fart.   Scumbag Brain

tries and fails to apply a memory to your current situation. makes it feel familiar anyway.

tries and fails to apply a memory to your current situation. makes it feel familiar anyway.   Scumbag Brain
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