Scumbag Brain

Running low on fuel Uses muscle tissue instead of fat for energy

Running low on fuel  Uses muscle tissue instead of fat for energy  Scumbag Brain

I'm a gray blob of jello Riding around in a monkey.

I'm a gray blob of jello Riding around in a monkey.  Scumbag Brain

You did a perfect wing tip eyeliner this morning? you should rub your eye before you even get a chance to leave the house

You did a perfect wing tip eyeliner this morning? you should rub your eye before you even get a chance to leave the house  Scumbag Brain

All tucked in and comfortable in bed? Hey, here's a thought.... spiders

All tucked in and comfortable in bed? Hey, here's a thought.... spiders  Scumbag Brain

Hey, say "I'll never forget you" or " I'll miss you" "I'll never miss you"

Hey, say

Oh, you managed to wake up early on the weekend? Lets just fall asleep for another 4 hours as you try to get up.

Oh, you managed to wake up early on the weekend? Lets just fall asleep for another 4 hours as you try to get up.  Scumbag Brain

Spring is here This steady flow of snot will help you smell the flowers

Spring is here This steady flow of snot will help you smell the flowers  Scumbag Brain

Knows, logically, that female friend is totally off-limits increases your attraction to her due to allure of the forbidden

Knows, logically, that female friend is totally off-limits increases your attraction to her due to allure of the forbidden  Scumbag Brain

CAN ELOQUENTLY USE WORD IN A SENTENCE CAN'T GIVE DEFINITION

CAN ELOQUENTLY USE WORD IN A SENTENCE
 CAN'T GIVE DEFINITION   Scumbag Brain

can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS

can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS  Scumbag Brain
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