Scumbag Brain

Remembers to lock the doors Doesn't remember if you locked them or not

Remembers to lock the doors Doesn't remember if you locked them or not   Scumbag Brain

Oh I see your in puberty And your wearing shorts And your in front of the whole class BONER

Oh I see your in puberty
And your wearing shorts
And your in front of the whole class BONER  Scumbag Brain

IS A SCUMBAG doesn't even wear a hat

IS A SCUMBAG doesn't even  wear a hat  Scumbag Brain

Forgets final exam material after studying for weeks Memorizes song after hearing it once

Forgets final exam material after studying for weeks Memorizes song after hearing it once   Scumbag Brain

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? Go on reddit, that'll help!

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? Go on reddit, that'll help!  Scumbag Brain

Before orgasm: I want you more than anyone in the world After orgasm: Please leave, now

Before orgasm: I want you more than anyone in the world After orgasm:  Please leave, now  Scumbag Brain

Oh you just want to puke and get it over with? let me think about it for several hours

Oh you just want to puke and get it over with? let me think about it for several hours  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're talking to a cute girl? Let's play babble like an idiot.

Oh, you're talking to a cute girl? Let's play babble like an idiot.  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're carrying something heavy which requires both hands? how itchy is your nose right now?

oh, you're carrying something heavy which requires both hands? how itchy is your nose right now?  Scumbag Brain

Trying to remember someones name? Heres a picture of their face

Trying to remember someones name? Heres a picture of their face  Scumbag Brain
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