Scumbag Brain

Know that 11 beer is ideal level of drunk "hey man, you should keep drinking after beer 11"

Know that 11 beer is ideal level of drunk

Wakes you up to pee in the middle of the night Hey, you remember that scary movie you saw? Yeah think about that in the dark.

Wakes you up to pee in the middle of the night Hey, you remember that scary movie you saw? Yeah think about that in the dark.   Scumbag Brain

TRY TO THINK POSITIVE KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

TRY TO THINK POSITIVE KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF    Scumbag Brain

30 minutes before leaving work/school Slows time

30 minutes before leaving work/school Slows time  Scumbag Brain

At 100 words-NOTHING TO SAY At 975 words - SO MUCH TO SAY

At 100 words-NOTHING TO SAY At 975 words - SO MUCH TO SAY   Scumbag Brain

Can't remember awesome song you've listened to a million times Puts annoying tune you've heard once on auto-replay

Can't remember awesome song you've listened to a million times Puts annoying tune you've heard once on auto-replay  Scumbag Brain

That embarrassing, cringe worthy event happened quite a while ago Better periodically remind you of it

That embarrassing, cringe worthy event happened quite a while ago  Better periodically remind you of it  Scumbag Brain

It's the final countdown

 It's the final countdown  Scumbag Brain

BIG TEST IN THE MORNING? LET'S GO OVER JUST HOW FUCKED YOU'LL BE IF YOU FAIL

BIG TEST IN THE MORNING? LET'S GO OVER JUST HOW FUCKED YOU'LL BE IF YOU FAIL  Scumbag Brain

Can fall asleep at work in under a minute Requires a pill to sleep at night

Can fall asleep at work in under a minute Requires a pill to sleep at night   Scumbag Brain
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