Scumbag Brain

Notice a new minor medical issue? It's probably cancer. You should start planning how to live out your remaining days.

Notice a new minor medical issue? It's probably cancer. You should start planning how to live out your remaining days.   Scumbag Brain

convinces you to buy a phone with convenient facebook button conveniently can never think of anything relevant to post about

convinces you to buy a phone with convenient facebook button conveniently can never think of anything relevant to post about  Scumbag Brain

Gets 10 Hours of Sleep Acts like only 3

Gets 10 Hours of Sleep Acts like only 3  Scumbag Brain

About to fall alseep makes you think your falling

About to fall alseep makes you think your falling  Scumbag Brain

brain stem says you are female rationalizes fantasies of being made into girl by cute wiccan in your class as normal heterosexual male fantasy

brain stem says you are female rationalizes fantasies of being made into girl by cute wiccan in your class as normal heterosexual male fantasy  Scumbag Brain

Has sex with gf forgets to wear a condom

Has sex with gf forgets to wear a condom   Scumbag Brain

FEEL LONELY HATES PEOPLE

FEEL LONELY HATES PEOPLE  Scumbag Brain

Forgets how to do math problem on test Remembers just after you turn it in

Forgets how to do math problem on test  Remembers just after you turn it in   Scumbag Brain

ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH CHICK MAKES YOU TOO BUSY WITH ACTUAL WORK IN DREAM

ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH CHICK MAKES YOU TOO BUSY WITH ACTUAL WORK IN DREAM   Scumbag Brain

Understands that it's motion sickness Expects you've been poisoned; vomits

Understands that it's motion sickness Expects you've been poisoned; vomits   Scumbag Brain
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