Scumbag Brain

"Pregnant woman's entire uterus slips into a huge umbilical hernia" CLICK

   Scumbag Brain

Remembers fine details of every subject taught in school Forgets the simplest promises made to girlfriend

Remembers fine details of every subject taught in school Forgets the simplest promises made to girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

You'll do it tomorrow Why didn't you do it yesterday!?

You'll do it tomorrow Why didn't you do it yesterday!?  Scumbag Brain

Remember we need to wake up an hour early at 6AM tommorow. Oops almost forgot to set the alarm clock. 7AM that looks about right. Okay goodnight.

Remember we need to wake up an hour early at 6AM tommorow. Oops almost forgot to set the alarm clock. 7AM that looks about right. Okay goodnight.   Scumbag Brain

Let's your eyes adjust to the dark. Decides to turn everything into a shadow monster.

Let's your eyes adjust to the dark. Decides to turn everything into a shadow monster.   Scumbag Brain

Sees scumbag brain meme Freaks you out with the knowledge that "that thing is inside me?!?!"

Sees scumbag brain meme Freaks you out with the knowledge that

Immediately notices mean observation Makes you feel bad for thinking it

Immediately notices mean observation Makes you feel bad for thinking it   Scumbag Brain

Could think of millions of funny meme captions only uses captions about sleeping

Could think of millions of funny meme captions only uses captions about sleeping  Scumbag Brain

Finally over your ex haves a dream about all the good things about them

Finally over your ex haves a dream about all the good things about them   Scumbag Brain
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