Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember when you killed that giant spider the other day? Now, let's think about all the bugs that will crawl on you if you fall asleep.

Hey, remember when you killed that giant spider the other day? Now, let's think about all the bugs that will crawl on you if you fall asleep.   Scumbag Brain

Forgets Girlfriends' Birthday Doesn't forget the words to 'Moves Like Jagger'

Forgets Girlfriends' Birthday Doesn't forget the words to 'Moves Like Jagger'  Scumbag Brain

You've got a dig bick? Better assume he has a big dick. Caption 4 goes here

You've got a dig bick? Better assume he has a big dick.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Hey, bro so you're over that girl. Time to fall in love with her.

Hey, bro so you're over that girl. Time to fall in love with her.   Scumbag Brain

You've practiced this a million times? Don't mess up. Don't mess up. Don't mess up.

You've practiced this a million times? Don't mess up. Don't mess up. Don't mess up.  Scumbag Brain

Go take a nap after class, you need it Finally- OOO, reddit! Let's browse for a few hours

Go take a nap after class, you need it Finally- OOO, reddit! Let's browse for a few hours   Scumbag Brain

fantasizing with le sexy time with girlfriend? here, let's drop your sister in the thought, let's see where it leads to.

fantasizing with le sexy time with girlfriend? here, let's drop your sister in the thought, let's see where it leads to.   Scumbag Brain

Generates lots of amazing arguments For other side of the motion Caption 4 goes here

Generates lots of amazing arguments For other side of the motion  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Knows you'll feel great after a good workout still finds every reason not to

Knows you'll feel great after a good workout still finds every reason not to  Scumbag Brain

In public area with tights on? Gives you a erection

In public area with tights on? Gives you a erection  Scumbag Brain
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