Scumbag Brain

Oww, just bit the inside of your cheek? Here, let me swell that up for you to make it easier next time

Oww, just bit the inside of your cheek? Here, let me swell that up for you to make it easier next time  Scumbag Brain

Go To Sleep To Forget About Horrible Day Dream About Horrible Day

Go To Sleep To Forget About Horrible Day Dream About Horrible Day  Scumbag Brain

Sees "Wet Paint" sign, "Check if it's dry, bro"

Sees

Damn, this song's catchy. Let me play it for you over and over and over again, all day.

Damn, this song's catchy. Let me play it for you over and over and over again, all day.  Scumbag Brain

"Hi, nice to meet you. What's your name?" completely shuts down until person finishes saying their name

i see you're working with sulfuric acid it would be a shame if your eye started itching

i see you're working with sulfuric acid it would be a shame if your eye started itching  Scumbag Brain

Bored - This show sucks Work to do - Most interesting show ever made

Bored - This show sucks Work to do - Most interesting show ever made   Scumbag Brain

Sexy man invites you over in a dream Spend entire dream picking out your clothes

Sexy man invites you over in a dream Spend entire dream picking out your clothes   Scumbag Brain

Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs makes you stare at co worker's boobs

Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs  makes you stare at co worker's boobs  Scumbag Brain

Hasn't had sex Still is convinced you're pregnant when you miss your period

Hasn't had sex Still is convinced you're pregnant when you miss your period   Scumbag Brain
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