Scumbag Brain

That shampoo Would go great on your body

That shampoo Would go great on your body   Scumbag Brain

IT'S THE WEEKEND? Fuck it, let's do some hard drugs.

IT'S THE WEEKEND? Fuck it, let's do some hard drugs.  Scumbag Brain

Has the ability to remember every miniscule detail about everything you have ever tasted, seen, smelled, touched, or heard Can't remember information during a test you spent hours studying for

Has the ability to remember every miniscule detail about everything you have ever tasted, seen, smelled, touched, or heard Can't remember information during a test you spent hours studying for   Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's 10:00. Lets go to sleep. Nah, just kidding. That was a great nap, though.

Hey, it's 10:00.  Lets go to sleep. Nah, just kidding.  That was a great nap, though.  Scumbag Brain

I know you have to wake up for work in 4 hours. But wasn't The Shining a really creepy movie?

I know you have to wake up for work in 4 hours. But wasn't The Shining a really creepy movie?   Scumbag Brain

Man, it's so good to finally be over your ex Let's celebrate with a nice dream where you didn't fuck it up and lived happily ever after

Man, it's so good to 
finally be over your ex Let's celebrate with a nice dream where you didn't fuck it up and lived happily ever after  Scumbag Brain

Hear that dial tone? Let's hum "Never There" by Cake...FOREVER!

Hear that dial tone? Let's hum

GETS THE URGE TO PLAY FAVORITE MUSIC AND SING MY LUNGS OUT 3 AM

GETS THE URGE TO PLAY FAVORITE MUSIC AND SING MY LUNGS OUT 3 AM  Scumbag Brain

Contains information required for answer Result: Stuttering idiot

Contains information required for answer Result: Stuttering idiot  Scumbag Brain

strobe light Lol, seizure time

strobe light Lol, seizure time  Scumbag Brain
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