Scumbag Brain

leaves Head DIES

leaves Head DIES   Scumbag Brain

Has Incredible Idea Forgets It

Has Incredible Idea Forgets It  Scumbag Brain

Wants to be an Engineer Sucks at Math

Wants to be an Engineer Sucks at Math   Scumbag Brain

Oh? You're tired and just got back home from a long productive day with many more days like this planned for the near future? Why not take a 6 hour nap and totally fuck up your sleep schedule for the next week!

Oh? You're tired and just got back home from a long productive day with many more days like this planned for the near future? Why not take a 6 hour nap and totally fuck up your sleep schedule for the next week!  Scumbag Brain

Tells you it knows the answer Won't think of it

Tells you it knows the answer Won't think of it  Scumbag Brain

Knows your stomach is empty. Makes you vomit repeatedly anyway.

Knows your stomach is empty. Makes you vomit repeatedly anyway.   Scumbag Brain

Wow! That girl was really pretty You should probably forget what she looks like

Wow! That girl was really pretty You should probably forget what she looks like  Scumbag Brain

2% of body weight Uses 20% of oxygen

2% of body weight Uses 20% of oxygen   Scumbag Brain

You about to have an orgasm? Good! Here's a childhood memory involving your dead grandma.

You about to have an orgasm? Good! Here's a childhood memory involving your dead grandma.   Scumbag Brain

Milk goes in the fridge Puts it in the cabinet

Milk goes in the fridge Puts it in the cabinet   Scumbag Brain
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