Scumbag Brain

Today is gonna be a good day. I won't waste a single minute arguing with my ex in my head. Nope.

Today is gonna be a good day. I won't waste a single minute arguing with my ex in my head. Nope.  Scumbag Brain

has a brilliant idea forgets the whole thing once you prepare to write it down

has a brilliant idea forgets the whole thing once you prepare to write it down   Scumbag Brain

Knows you've had a horrible week "How about some crippling body dysmorphia as the cherry on top?"

Knows you've had a horrible week

Hey bro, you haven't had a sore throat in a while I'll hook you up.

Hey bro, you haven't had a sore throat in a while I'll hook you up.  Scumbag Brain

Has dream with sexy coworker gets rejected in dream

Has dream with sexy coworker
 gets rejected in dream
   Scumbag Brain

remembers you've forgotten something somewhere when you have no chance of getting it back

remembers you've forgotten something somewhere when you have no chance of getting it back   Scumbag Brain

Automatically wake up at 6:45am, feel well rested. ...wake up 15 minutes later feeling like shit. Alarm not till 7am, might as well go back to sleep...

Automatically wake up at 6:45am, feel well rested.  ...wake up 15 minutes later feeling like shit. Alarm not till 7am, might as well go back to sleep...  Scumbag Brain

Trying to get over that crush huh? I think you want to dream about her every night then.

Trying to get over that crush huh? I think you want to dream about her every night then.   Scumbag Brain

Gets used to anonymity on reddit Posts whatever comes to mind on Facebook without thinking

Gets used to anonymity on reddit Posts whatever comes to mind on Facebook without thinking  Scumbag Brain

I know you have a girlfriend and all... but you should totally fall in love with that girl over there

I know you have a girlfriend and all... but you should totally fall in love with that girl over there  Scumbag Brain
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