Scumbag Brain

Can remember 649 monsters that don't exist, their types, their weaknesses, etc. Can't remember 10 vocab words

Can remember 649 monsters that don't exist, their types, their weaknesses, etc. Can't remember 10 vocab words   Scumbag Brain

hey, remember that girl that dumped you? Man, she really was perfect, wasn't she? Let's go ahead and think about her for a while.

hey, remember that girl that dumped you?  Man, she really was perfect, wasn't she? Let's go ahead and think about her for a while.  Scumbag Brain

You're spending way too much time on reddit just one more page

You're spending way too much time on reddit just one more page   Scumbag Brain

has the information and power needed to grasp the concept of your insignificance, the knowledge that in grand scheme of things your actions have no consequences and your existence is so near non-existence that you basically don't even exist still keeps yo

has the information and power needed to grasp the concept of your insignificance, the knowledge that in grand scheme of things your actions have no consequences and your existence is so near non-existence that you basically don't even exist still keeps yo  Scumbag Brain

Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right

Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right  Scumbag Brain

Your ride is 10 minutes late? To pass time, let's play the "worst case scenario" game!

Your ride is 10 minutes late? To pass time, let's play the

forgets to set alarm wakes you up at exactly the right time

forgets to set alarm wakes you up at exactly the right time  Scumbag Brain

So everything is going great for you? Let's dream about that ex you had the bad breakup with.

So everything is going great for you? Let's dream about that ex you had the bad breakup with.  Scumbag Brain

WAIT I'M NOT BRIAN

WAIT I'M NOT BRIAN  Scumbag Brain

You want to talk to that cute girl over there? How about an erection to kick things off?

You want to talk to that cute girl over there? How about an erection to kick things off?   Scumbag Brain
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