Scumbag Brain

gives you an intense and interesting dream wakes you up before its resolution

gives you an intense and interesting dream wakes you up before its resolution  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember that important thing you have to do? 2:47 Am, Wake up! I remember now

Can't remember that important thing you have to do? 2:47 Am, Wake up! I remember now  Scumbag Brain

Dear God, that smells terrible! ...Let's smell it again, shall we?

Dear God, that smells terrible! ...Let's smell it again, shall we?  Scumbag Brain

Blinks automatically for you Not anymore

Blinks automatically for you Not anymore  Scumbag Brain

input: important moment Output: shit pants

input:  important moment Output: shit pants  Scumbag Brain

Wakes up in middle of the night, "I forgot to do my homework!" Hasn't had homework in three years.

Wakes up in middle of the night,

At night: "I'm not that tired, let's stay up" In the morning: "I'm really tired. Let's go back to sleep"

At night:

Sit down finally relaxing at home Think about work the rest the night

Sit down finally relaxing at home Think about work the rest the night  Scumbag Brain

3 hours more to sleep? lets wake up now!

3 hours more to sleep? lets wake up now!   Scumbag Brain

Hot chick checked me out! Is my fly down?

Hot chick checked me out! Is my fly down?  Scumbag Brain
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