Scumbag Brain

Holding something in your hand 5 mins later: not holding it, lost forever

Holding something in your hand 5 mins later: not holding it, lost forever  Scumbag Brain

Knows a toe itches can't figure out which one

Knows a toe itches can't figure out which one  Scumbag Brain

HATES EVERYTHING LOVES EVERYTHING

HATES EVERYTHING LOVES EVERYTHING  Scumbag Brain

ignorant of own ignorance

ignorant of own ignorance  Scumbag Brain

trying to focus on stable isotopes only thinks about sex

trying to focus on stable isotopes only thinks about sex  Scumbag Brain

Discovered bacon in a fridge want to it something sweet

Discovered bacon in a fridge want to it something sweet   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't want to fall asleep at night doesn't want to wake up in the morning

Doesn't want to fall asleep at night doesn't want to wake up in the morning   Scumbag Brain

MAN, I'M TIRED IN BED? OK, LET'S THINK ABOUT DEATH AND YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND

MAN, I'M TIRED IN BED? OK, LET'S THINK ABOUT DEATH AND YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND  Scumbag Brain

This could have been the brain of a world-class musician or scientist. "Fuck that. Let's take up programming as a day job and write science fiction."

This could have been the brain of a world-class musician or scientist.

Just have to remember 12 cranial nerves All it remembers is pokemon names

Just have to remember 12 cranial nerves All it remembers is pokemon names   Scumbag Brain
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