Scumbag Brain

just finished a workout let's get a giant burrito and a milkshake to celebrate our hard work!

just finished a workout let's get a giant burrito and a milkshake to celebrate our hard work!  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to forget about the girl who rejected you and sent you spiraling? Here's the most realistic dream you've ever had where you finally get together and fall in love, and instead of it just ending you'll slowly come to the realization that it

Oh you're trying to forget about the girl who rejected you and sent you spiraling? Here's the most realistic dream you've ever had where you finally get together and fall in love, and instead of it just ending you'll slowly come to the realization that it  Scumbag Brain

oh somebody likes you? better ignore him/her

oh somebody likes you? better ignore him/her  Scumbag Brain

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a friend's anecdote

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a friend's anecdote  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS YOU NEED TO DO A PAPER MAKES THE INTERNET INFINITELY MORE INTERESTING

KNOWS YOU NEED TO DO A PAPER MAKES THE INTERNET INFINITELY MORE INTERESTING  Scumbag Brain

At Home: you'll be able to study far better in the library At the Library: you'll be able to study far better at home

At Home: you'll be able to study far better in the library
 At the Library: you'll be able to study far better at home
   Scumbag Brain

Write 5 page paper no problem Can't think of a one sentence text response

Write 5 page paper no problem Can't think of a one sentence text response  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have an 8am class Wont let you sleep

Knows you have an 8am class Wont let you sleep   Scumbag Brain

lets masturbate! that was good. let's take a nap. ass fartzzz

lets masturbate! that was good.  let's take a nap. ass fartzzz  Scumbag Brain

Heard exactly what someone said Makes you say "what?" anyway

Heard exactly what someone said Makes you say
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