Scumbag Brain

Finally, class is almost over! Here's a boner on your way out.

Finally, class is almost over! Here's a boner on your way out.    Scumbag Brain

Provides realistic environment for you to enjoy while you sleep won't let you remember any of it

Provides realistic environment for you to enjoy while you sleep won't let you remember any of it  Scumbag Brain

"hey, brah, let me just show you this objective reality for a second" shows you subjective reality

It's okay dude! You totally remembered to finish all your homework that's due tomorrow! Or did you?

It's okay dude! You totally remembered to finish all your homework that's due tomorrow! Or did you?  Scumbag Brain

You haven't lost any weight in the first two days Better shame eat a whole pizza to make yourself feel better

You haven't lost any weight in the first two days Better shame eat a whole pizza to make yourself feel better  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl just fell asleep on your shoulder? It must suck that your entire body itches right now

Cute girl just fell asleep on your shoulder? It must suck that your entire body itches right now  Scumbag Brain

Can't function at 8am on a weekday after a good nights rest Up at 7am on the weekend after a night of debauchery

Can't function at 8am on a weekday after a good nights rest Up at 7am on the weekend after a night of debauchery  Scumbag Brain

HATES SMOKING LOVES SMoKING

HATES SMOKING LOVES SMoKING  Scumbag Brain

Bullshits an entire essay in no time Can't come up with a creative title if its life depended on it

Bullshits an entire essay in no time Can't come up with a creative title if its life depended on it  Scumbag Brain

Oh, I see you're on your period. Let's make you super horny!

Oh, I see you're on your period. Let's make you super horny!  Scumbag Brain
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