Scumbag Brain

Has large project to do Motivated to do everything but that project

Has large project to do Motivated to do everything but that project  Scumbag Brain

Went in the store to buy one specific thing Bought everything else except for that one specific thing

Went in the store to buy one specific thing Bought everything else except for that one specific thing  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just played BJ for the last 12 hours and want to sleep? Let's have numbers go through your head all night

Oh, you just played BJ for the last 12 hours and want to sleep? Let's have numbers go through your head all night  Scumbag Brain

Studied for 5 hours Rewards itself by not studying anything for the rest of the week

Studied for 5 hours Rewards itself by not studying anything for the rest of the week   Scumbag Brain

No limits inside dreams, with the ability to travel through space and time and experience ANYTHING it can imagine dreams about masturbating

No limits inside dreams, with the ability to travel through space and time and experience ANYTHING it can imagine dreams about masturbating  Scumbag Brain

Haven't had sex in 6 months Plays the 'I just had sex' chorus on repeat

Haven't had sex in 6 months Plays the 'I just had sex' chorus on repeat  Scumbag Brain

BIG black DOG jumps out at you from bushes at night. PANIC! Oops, it's just a plastic garbage bag in the wind. LOL...sorry

BIG black DOG jumps out at you from bushes at night.  PANIC! Oops, it's just a plastic garbage bag in the wind.  LOL...sorry  Scumbag Brain

Knows that she is way out of your league. Makes you fall deeply in love with her anyway.

Knows that she is way out of your league. Makes you fall deeply in love with her anyway.   Scumbag Brain

Assignment due in two days! Wait, nevermind.

Assignment due in two days! Wait, nevermind.   Scumbag Brain

I run the body but I can't get shit done without that asshole in waste disposal

I run the body but I can't get shit done without that asshole in waste disposal   Scumbag Brain
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