Scumbag Brain

Driving, when a song comes on that you know samples a police siren STILL FREAKS THE FUCK OUT

Driving, when a song comes on that you know samples a police siren STILL FREAKS THE FUCK OUT   Scumbag Brain

Having an epic dream? Time to take a piss

Having an epic dream? Time to take a piss  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you think you're over her? Time to dream about having sex again

Oh, you think you're over her? Time to dream about having sex again   Scumbag Brain

Wow, your house is really dark and scary at nighttime Here's a quick recap of all the horror movies you've ever seen

Wow, your house is really dark and scary at nighttime Here's a quick recap of all the horror movies you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Remember that embarrassing thing you did 10 years ago? So does everyone else

Remember that embarrassing thing you did 10 years ago? So does everyone else  Scumbag Brain

awake, alert, ready to seize the day after calling in sick

awake, alert, ready to seize the day after calling in sick   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't like the song "Black and Yellow" Stuck in your head for a year and a half

Doesn't like the song

Gives you ideas for self-improvement Lacks the motivation to act on them

Gives you ideas for self-improvement  Lacks the motivation to act on them  Scumbag Brain

TAKES A BUNCH OF ADDERALL TO STUDY FOR IMPORTANT FINALS STAYS UP ALL NIGHT ON REDDIT

TAKES A BUNCH OF ADDERALL TO STUDY FOR IMPORTANT FINALS STAYS UP ALL NIGHT ON REDDIT   Scumbag Brain

Can't fall asleep "Do a barrel roll"

Can't fall asleep
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