Scumbag Brain

Pretty girl looking your way? brb

Pretty girl looking your way? brb  Scumbag Brain

get drunk talks you into fucking a fatty

get drunk talks you into fucking a fatty  Scumbag Brain

Remembers to do something important Forgets what it was

Remembers to do something important Forgets what it was  Scumbag Brain

Alarm clock at 10am: tired and groggy Sunshine at 7:30am; time to conquer the day!

Alarm clock at 10am: tired and groggy Sunshine at 7:30am; time to conquer the day!  Scumbag Brain

You set your alarm for 7:00AM Wakes you up at 6:57AM

You set your alarm for 7:00AM Wakes you up at 6:57AM   Scumbag Brain

128 IQ CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET YOU A GIRL

128 IQ CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET YOU A GIRL   Scumbag Brain

DECIDES TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO SOLVE SLIGHT SLEEP PATTERN DEVIATION FALLS ASLEEP AT 6 AM

DECIDES TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO SOLVE SLIGHT SLEEP PATTERN DEVIATION FALLS ASLEEP AT 6 AM   Scumbag Brain

Knows how you've spent the past week looking forward to a date tonight. Decides now would be the perfect time for you to spend the next 24 hours throwing up the contents of your stomach.

Knows how you've spent the past week looking forward to a date tonight. Decides now would be the perfect time for you to spend the next 24 hours throwing up the contents of your stomach.  Scumbag Brain

Some asshole trying to start a fight with you? Let's think about how dangerous fighting is and it's repercussions when in public, shall we? Did I mention how weak and tired you feel?

Some asshole trying to start a fight with you? Let's think about how dangerous fighting is and it's repercussions when in public, shall we?
Did I mention how weak and tired you feel?  Scumbag Brain

YOU NEED TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING? LET'S dream about HOW well YOU FARE IN A PIT OF CROCODILES

YOU NEED TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING? LET'S dream about HOW well YOU FARE IN A PIT OF CROCODILES  Scumbag Brain
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