Scumbag Brain

Why are you taking a shower? don't you have to poop?

Why are you taking a shower? don't you have to poop?  Scumbag Brain

Can produce the best movies ever Can't record

Can produce the best movies ever Can't record  Scumbag Brain

Have a really successful important conversation... It was a dream.

Have a really successful important conversation... It was a dream.  Scumbag Brain

Oh I see you're trying to fall asleep let's think about every bad decision you've made

Oh I see you're trying to fall asleep let's think about every bad decision you've made  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you've been having a good day I bet it would be better if you went through r/foreveralone

Hey, you've been having a good day I bet it would be better if you went through r/foreveralone  Scumbag Brain

"Don't think about mom naked. Don't think about mom naked." Thinks about mom naked

Knows not to give you an erection right now GIVES YOU ONE ANYWAY

Knows not to give you an erection right now GIVES YOU ONE ANYWAY  Scumbag Brain

i've come up with a great to-do list we aren't actually going to do any of it though

i've come up with a great to-do list we aren't actually going to do any of it though  Scumbag Brain

Starts zoning out... Pint eyes at boobs of girl across the room...

Starts zoning out... Pint eyes at boobs of girl across the room...  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with the funniest joke in the middle of the night Refuses to repeat it to you the next day

Comes up with the funniest joke in the middle of the night Refuses to repeat it to you the next day  Scumbag Brain
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