Scumbag Brain

Sorry you're tired and I kept you up tossing and turning all night; here lets go to sleep... 30 minutes before the alarm sounds so you'll feel extra miserable today.

Sorry you're tired and I kept you up tossing and turning all night; here lets go to sleep... 30 minutes before the alarm sounds so you'll feel extra miserable today.   Scumbag Brain

Right now it's time for all of our worries to just fade away... We're starting to dream... HOLy Fuck!!! NVM Sorry bro, just Thought we were falling Ok, were going to sleep... Tomorrow is a new day... no problem... everything is great....

Right now it's time for all of our worries to just fade away... We're starting to dream...  HOLy Fuck!!! NVM Sorry bro, just Thought we were falling Ok, were going to sleep... Tomorrow is a new day...  no problem... everything is great....  Scumbag Brain

So you're going to have a presentation in front of your entire class Here's a random boner to help you out

So you're going to have a presentation in front of your entire class Here's a random boner to help you out  Scumbag Brain

you know that person that is emotionally unavailable and doesn't want a relationship? lets fall really hard for them

you know that person that is emotionally unavailable and doesn't want a relationship? lets fall really hard for them  Scumbag Brain

Homework, laundry, or time with girlfriend? Skyrim

Homework, laundry, or time with girlfriend? Skyrim  Scumbag Brain

"We should lose weight so more girls like us" "Fuck her, she only likes us because we're skinny now"

Meets the girl of your dreams in your dreams...

Meets the girl of your dreams in your dreams...  Scumbag Brain

Running late Better take a shit first

Running late Better take a shit first  Scumbag Brain

Goes to funeral Remembers funniest joke ever heard...

Goes to funeral Remembers funniest joke ever heard...  Scumbag Brain

Teacher states this isn't going to be on the exam Instantly committed to memory

Teacher states this isn't going to be on the exam   Instantly committed to memory  Scumbag Brain
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