Scumbag Brain

Doesn't answer phone calls Gets mad when she stops calling

Doesn't answer phone calls Gets mad when she stops calling   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're about to go to sleep? Have you realized how bad you need to pee?

Oh you're about to go to sleep? Have you realized how bad you need to pee?   Scumbag Brain

you won the lottery! just kidding bro. now wake up, it's time to go to work

you won the lottery! just kidding bro. now wake up, it's time to go to work  Scumbag Brain

Right now it's time for all of our worries to just fade away... We're starting to dream... HOLy Fuck!!! NVM Sorry bro, just Thought we were falling Ok, were going to sleep... Tomorrow is a new day... no problem... everything is great....

Right now it's time for all of our worries to just fade away... We're starting to dream...  HOLy Fuck!!! NVM Sorry bro, just Thought we were falling Ok, were going to sleep... Tomorrow is a new day...  no problem... everything is great....  Scumbag Brain

So you're going to have a presentation in front of your entire class Here's a random boner to help you out

So you're going to have a presentation in front of your entire class Here's a random boner to help you out  Scumbag Brain

you know that person that is emotionally unavailable and doesn't want a relationship? lets fall really hard for them

you know that person that is emotionally unavailable and doesn't want a relationship? lets fall really hard for them  Scumbag Brain

keeps you up trying to take over the world every night

keeps you up trying to take over the world every night  Scumbag Brain

Have a problem you can't really do anything about? Better make sure you it's all you can think about.

Have a problem you can't really do anything about? Better make sure you it's all you can think about.   Scumbag Brain

Sorry you're tired and I kept you up tossing and turning all night; here lets go to sleep... 30 minutes before the alarm sounds so you'll feel extra miserable today.

Sorry you're tired and I kept you up tossing and turning all night; here lets go to sleep... 30 minutes before the alarm sounds so you'll feel extra miserable today.   Scumbag Brain

you learned the whole month for todays test? memory cleared

you learned the whole month for todays test? memory cleared  Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!