Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a lot of stuff to get done tomorrow keeps you up all night stressing about it

Knows you have a lot of stuff to get done tomorrow keeps you up all night stressing about it  Scumbag Brain

Good professional relationship with work colleague Better have an epic sex dream about them.

Good professional relationship with work colleague Better have an epic sex dream about them.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you can't have girl you climb trees with Still makes you dream you can.

Knows you can't have girl you climb trees with Still makes you dream you can.  Scumbag Brain

No Homework: Bored as fuck Homework: WOW LOOK AT THAT PAINT DRY

No Homework: Bored as fuck Homework: WOW LOOK AT THAT PAINT DRY   Scumbag Brain

Spends entire semester working really hard to get get good grades Finals week? Whatever dude, just watch youtube until 5 am. It'll be fine.

Spends entire semester working really hard to get get good grades Finals week? Whatever dude, just watch youtube until 5 am. It'll be fine.   Scumbag Brain

Is 99.99% sure girl is just being friendly. Can't stop thinking about the 0.01% chance she is flirting.

Is 99.99% sure girl is just being friendly. Can't stop thinking about the 0.01% chance she is flirting.   Scumbag Brain

Wow, you've been procrastinating that homework assignment for a while. time for a break.

Wow, you've been procrastinating that homework assignment for a while. time for a break.  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't answer phone calls Gets mad when she stops calling

Doesn't answer phone calls Gets mad when she stops calling   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're about to go to sleep? Have you realized how bad you need to pee?

Oh you're about to go to sleep? Have you realized how bad you need to pee?   Scumbag Brain

you won the lottery! just kidding bro. now wake up, it's time to go to work

you won the lottery! just kidding bro. now wake up, it's time to go to work  Scumbag Brain
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