Scumbag Brain

Ooo you want to go to sleep ? What if there's a spider in the room ?

Ooo you want to go to sleep ? What if there's a spider in the room ?   Scumbag Brain

Bro, I can help you with your baldness. Let me grow you some hair on your ear.

Bro, I can help you with your baldness. Let me grow you some hair on your ear.  Scumbag Brain

Remember that song you hate? Because I do.

Remember that song you hate? Because I do.  Scumbag Brain

internet isn't working? you should google the problem

internet isn't working? you should google the problem  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't have to poop before you clock in for work Has to poop after you clock into work

Doesn't have to poop before you clock in for work Has to poop after you clock into work  Scumbag Brain

need to do something get oven gloves

need to do something get oven gloves  Scumbag Brain

Requires silence to fall asleep Becomes hyper aware of heartbeat as soon as you lie down

Requires silence to fall asleep Becomes hyper aware of heartbeat as soon as you lie down   Scumbag Brain

Waiting for important phone call Hear imaginary ringer every 10 seconds

Waiting for important phone call Hear imaginary ringer every 10 seconds   Scumbag Brain

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T   Scumbag Brain

BOOBS goes into standby mode

BOOBS goes into standby mode   Scumbag Brain
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