Scumbag Brain

Finish heavy workout "Wouldn't 5 beers taste great right now?"

Finish heavy workout

Hey I know you wanted to go out tonight So lets feel super sleepy and ready for bed at 9:30pm

Hey I know you wanted
 to go out tonight So lets feel super sleepy and ready for bed at 9:30pm   Scumbag Brain

WAKE UP IN A PANIC FOR WORK NOPE - THURSDAY! OH WAIT IT'S SATURDAY.... (hour later)

WAKE UP IN A PANIC FOR WORK NOPE - THURSDAY!  OH WAIT IT'S SATURDAY....   (hour later)  Scumbag Brain

Time for bed? Better think of everything that has ever scared you, ever. Caption 4 goes here

Time for bed? Better think of everything that has ever scared you, ever.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Got a flight a 4am? Let's wake you up every 30 min to make sure you don't miss it

Got a flight a 4am? Let's wake you up every 30 min to make sure you don't miss it  Scumbag Brain

oh it's saturday? better wake you up at 6 in the morning

oh it's saturday? better wake you up at 6 in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Remember that word that would describe this situation perfectly? Well, now you don't. You're welcome.

Remember that word that would describe this situation perfectly? Well, now you don't.  You're welcome.  Scumbag Brain

This Fart if going to be huge! OMG YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS IDIOT!

This Fart if going to be huge! OMG YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS IDIOT!  Scumbag Brain

Sees a 12 year old girl in short shorts time to be ted bundy!

Sees a 12 year old girl in short shorts time to be ted bundy!  Scumbag Brain

Tells you that you need to pee Tells you that you need to poop As soon as you're done

Tells you that you need to pee Tells you that you need to poop As soon as you're done  Scumbag Brain
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