Scumbag Brain

Oh you're getting laid? Time to wake up from that dream

Oh you're getting laid? Time to wake up from that dream  Scumbag Brain

Finally motivated to exercise and have a healthy diet DRUNK

Finally motivated to exercise and have a healthy diet DRUNK  Scumbag Brain

Finally get out of an unhealthy relationship Convinces you it was the best time of your life

Finally get out of an unhealthy relationship Convinces you it was the best time of your life  Scumbag Brain

Keeps falling asleep on the couch while watching a movie Stays awake for hours once in bed

Keeps falling asleep on the couch while watching a movie Stays awake for hours once in bed  Scumbag Brain

i'll let you be funny, witty, and cool but only on the internet, not in real life

i'll let you be funny, witty, and cool but only on the internet, not in real life  Scumbag Brain

That girl is gorgeous, we should talk to her English becomes second language

That girl is gorgeous, we should talk to her English becomes second language  Scumbag Brain

Can't think of shit when bored and not busy Thinks of a million great ideas when writing essays

Can't think of shit when bored and not busy Thinks of a million great ideas when writing essays   Scumbag Brain

don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous wHY ARE YOU NERVOUS!

don't be nervous  Don't be nervous
 Don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous wHY ARE YOU NERVOUS!  Scumbag Brain

Pipetting cerebral cortex glial cells in neuroscience lab like a boss Says, "This must be what pipetting jizz feels like" aloud to adviser

Pipetting cerebral cortex glial cells in neuroscience lab like a boss
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Gives you a boner During swim class

Gives you a boner During swim class  Scumbag Brain
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