Scumbag Brain

makes you horny enough to masturbate makes you feel bad for masturbating.

makes you horny enough to masturbate makes you feel bad for masturbating.   Scumbag Brain

In a good relationship while young "I'm too young to get married. I can do better" in a mediocre relationship when older "You really need to settle down, you're not getting any younger"

In a good relationship while young

Meets group of girls Only remembers the hot one's name

Meets group of girls Only remembers the  hot one's name  Scumbag Brain

The answer is "C". Or is it "A"? Hmmm.

The answer is

epic pickup line to get the perfect woman wake up, it's only a dream. can't remember the line. jizzed my pants.

epic pickup line to get the perfect woman wake up, it's only a dream. can't remember the line. jizzed my pants.  Scumbag Brain

Urine was a little darker than usual Let's spend 3 hours reading about cancer

Urine was a little darker than usual Let's spend 3 hours reading about cancer  Scumbag Brain

Oh your going out this weekend? Here's a big, red pimple right in the middle of your forehead

Oh your going out this weekend? Here's a big, red pimple right in the middle of your forehead  Scumbag Brain

ANXIOUS ABOUT HAVING TOO MUCH TO DO TOO ANXIOUS TO DO ANYTHING

ANXIOUS ABOUT HAVING TOO MUCH TO DO TOO ANXIOUS TO DO ANYTHING  Scumbag Brain

Deletes facebook to spend less time online oh spare time now? How about reddit?

Deletes facebook to spend less time online oh spare time now? How about reddit?  Scumbag Brain

you have a midterm tomorrow? better keep you up all night

you have a midterm tomorrow? better keep you up all night  Scumbag Brain
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