Scumbag Brain

I give up. His penis always wins every argument with me

I give up. His penis always wins every argument with me   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're finally getting a break from your newborn so you can sleep? Let me show you all the ways she can die.

Oh, you're finally getting a break from your newborn so you can sleep? Let me show you all the ways she can die.  Scumbag Brain

"Dude you're ready for this test, lets play some video games" Forgets everything during test Remembers everything when you walk out

Sleep at 3, wake up at 12 Sleep at 1, wake up at 12

Sleep at 3, wake up at 12 Sleep at 1, wake up at 12  Scumbag Brain

Lures you into checking Reddit at the start of the work day. Suddenly: lunch time

Lures you into checking Reddit at the start of the work day. Suddenly: lunch time   Scumbag Brain

is midnight on a sunday BRAIN MODE: HYPERDRIVE!!!!

is midnight on a sunday BRAIN MODE: HYPERDRIVE!!!!  Scumbag Brain

stay up late so i can sleep through the night still wake up 4 hours early

stay up late so i can sleep through the night still wake up 4 hours early  Scumbag Brain

It has been a really long day. Let's get some sleep. BTW, who's your ex fucking tonight?

It has been a really long day. Let's get some sleep. BTW, who's your ex fucking tonight?   Scumbag Brain

Dentist is using a pointy, rotating drill on teeth "Hey, you should move your tongue there!"

Dentist is using a pointy, rotating drill on teeth

Open new tab, click on reddit 10 minutes later: open new tab, click on reddit

Open new tab, click on reddit 10 minutes later: open new tab, click on reddit   Scumbag Brain
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