Scumbag Brain

Get the guy you've liked for three years eating out of the palm of your hand COMPLETELY LOSE INTEREST

Get the guy you've liked for three years eating out of the palm of your hand COMPLETELY LOSE INTEREST   Scumbag Brain

"there's a mosquito somewhere in the room?" "here's a random itch on every bit of exposed skin"

Extremely tired at work Wide awake when you get home

Extremely tired at work Wide awake when you get home   Scumbag Brain

Yes I realize we're 20 miles from home... But are you sure you closed the garage door?

Yes I realize we're 20 miles from home... But are you sure you closed the garage door?  Scumbag Brain

your family is having a moment of silence for your grandpa, who recently passed away? better remember that funny joke you heard a couple days ago

your family is having a moment of silence for your grandpa, who recently passed away? better remember that funny joke you heard a couple days ago  Scumbag Brain

You're embarrassed? Here I'll make your face bright red and have you shake violently.

You're embarrassed? Here I'll make your face bright red and have you shake violently.  Scumbag Brain

Was reading about Baader Meinhof people seeing PI all over Wake up at 3:14 AM

Was reading about Baader Meinhof people seeing PI all over Wake up at 3:14 AM  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with perfect meme for karmawhoring to front page Forgets it

Comes up with perfect meme for karmawhoring to front page Forgets it  Scumbag Brain

Oh your security question? I'll just go ahead and forget the answer

Oh your security question? I'll just go ahead and forget the answer  Scumbag Brain

This peice of paper is really important let's put it somewhere safe Safe spot? What safe spot?

This peice of paper is really important let's put it somewhere safe Safe spot? What safe spot?  Scumbag Brain
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