Scumbag Brain

Nervous about having sex for the first time? Don't worry bro i'll make it impossible to have an erection

Nervous about having sex for the first time? Don't worry bro i'll make it impossible to have an erection  Scumbag Brain

OH IT'S LATE, I HAVE AN IDEA LETS STAY UP AND THINK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SHE COULD BE DOING

OH IT'S LATE, I HAVE AN IDEA LETS STAY UP AND THINK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SHE COULD BE DOING   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you got a problem you can't solve until tomorrow? let's worry about it every second until then

Oh, you got a problem you can't solve until tomorrow? let's worry about it every second until then  Scumbag Brain

2 hour car ride? Here's an erection when you arrive

2 hour car ride? Here's an erection when you arrive  Scumbag Brain

Meets a lot of new people in a day Replays conversations over that night and only analyzes what i did wrong

Meets a lot of new people in a day Replays conversations over that night and only analyzes what i did wrong   Scumbag Brain

I set my alarm clock to 6:00AM Wakes up every day at 5:50AM

I set my alarm clock to 6:00AM Wakes up every day at 5:50AM  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know what you haven't thought about in a while? Tarantulas in your bed

Hey, you know what you haven't thought about in a while? Tarantulas in your bed  Scumbag Brain

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW BRAIN WORKS IS BRAIN

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW BRAIN WORKS IS BRAIN  Scumbag Brain

I'm too smart to be afraid of monsters WHAT WAS THAT OH SHIT

I'm too smart to be afraid of monsters WHAT WAS THAT OH SHIT  Scumbag Brain

You found a new, cute girl? Hurry! Let's find the ugliest pictures of her online to see if you're right

You found a new, cute girl? Hurry! Let's find the ugliest pictures of her online to see if you're right  Scumbag Brain
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