Scumbag Brain

Oh you're reading? Here, have an unrelated daydream

Oh you're reading? Here, have an unrelated daydream  Scumbag Brain

HEY, REMEMBER THAT Scary movie you just watched? here are the scariest parts right before you go to sleep.

HEY, REMEMBER THAT Scary movie you just watched? here are the scariest parts right before you go to sleep.   Scumbag Brain

Masturbation tolerance break? Nah you can cum in your sleep instead

Masturbation tolerance break? Nah you can cum in your sleep instead  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a day off? Let's wake up at 6:30

Oh, you have a day off? Let's wake up at 6:30  Scumbag Brain

You've got a long flight tomorrow? Do you remember that film, Final Destination?

You've got a long flight tomorrow? Do you remember that film, Final Destination?  Scumbag Brain

Great effort working off those stubborn 10 pounds... You should probably reward yourself with chili cheese fries and beer. Lots of beer. And probably also bacon.

Great effort working off those stubborn 10 pounds... You should probably reward yourself with chili cheese fries and beer. Lots of beer. And probably also bacon.  Scumbag Brain

just spent an hour and a half writing opening paragraph better erase it all and start from scratch

just spent an hour and a half writing opening paragraph better erase it all and start from scratch  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a witty response 2 hours after the conversation is over

Thinks of a witty response 2 hours after the conversation is over  Scumbag Brain

Let's just save it as untitled43 We'll surely remember which document it is later

Let's just save it as untitled43 We'll surely remember which document it is later  Scumbag Brain

Bro, we have an overwhelming amount of homework to do Let's spend the whole day cleaning the apartment

Bro, we have an overwhelming amount of homework to do Let's spend the whole day cleaning the apartment  Scumbag Brain
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