Scumbag Brain

Co-worker tells you she's pregnant "punch her in the stomach punch her in the stomach punch her in the stomach"

Co-worker tells you she's pregnant

Oh, you're in second year better not understand any of my own anatomy or physiology

Oh, you're in second year better not understand any of my own anatomy or physiology  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a huge test tomorrow? Let me keep you up all night worrying about it.

Oh, you have a huge test tomorrow? Let me keep you up all night worrying about it.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, something freaked you out on /r/wtf? Let me remind you in vivid detail a hundred times today.

Oh, something freaked you out on /r/wtf? Let me remind you in vivid detail a hundred times today.   Scumbag Brain

Massive earworm for song--add it to playlist Immediately tired of it, skip it every time it comes up.

Massive earworm for song--add it to playlist Immediately tired of it, skip it every time it comes up.  Scumbag Brain

Remember everything movies, friends, and other people mention But can't remember what professors said or what I read in textbooks for exams

Remember everything movies, friends, and other people mention But can't remember what professors said or what I read in textbooks for exams  Scumbag Brain

Understands all the complex things Can't figure out all the trivial things

Understands all the complex things Can't figure out all the trivial things  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up? Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?  Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here  Scumbag Brain

"Maybe I should try a new antidepressant." "2000mg OF LEAD. APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE BRAINSTEM."

Makes you procrastinate on things you actually like to do

Makes you procrastinate on things you actually like to do  Scumbag Brain
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