Scumbag Brain

Think up excellent Reddit post Forget it

Think up excellent Reddit post Forget it  Scumbag Brain

Don't open your mouth, that shampoo tastes bad Takes gigantic breath through mouth

Don't open your mouth, that shampoo tastes bad Takes gigantic breath through mouth  Scumbag Brain

Oh you remember how well you slept the last few nights? Lets change that and lay in bed wide awake until 6 am

Oh you remember how well you slept the last few nights? Lets change that and lay in bed wide awake until 6 am  Scumbag Brain

Rejects the specious claims made by religion Accepts the nutritional claims by the makers of Cap'n Crunch

Rejects the specious claims made by religion Accepts the nutritional claims by the makers of Cap'n Crunch  Scumbag Brain

Thinks Harry and the Potters is a stupid hipster band Loves the Protomen

Thinks Harry and the Potters is a stupid hipster band Loves the Protomen   Scumbag Brain

Gives self 5 hours to sleep before waking up early to study for an afternoon exam. DOESN'T SLEEP.

Gives self 5 hours to sleep before waking up early to study for an afternoon exam. DOESN'T SLEEP.   Scumbag Brain

New text message! Just kidding, bro

New text message! Just kidding, bro  Scumbag Brain

Halfway done with a big project that's due in 8 hours? Reddit. Now.

Halfway done with a big project that's due in 8 hours? Reddit.  Now.  Scumbag Brain

knows for sure that the alarm is set right makes you double check 3 times before going to bed anyway

knows for sure that the alarm is set right makes you double check 3 times before going to bed anyway  Scumbag Brain

Wants six pack abs Doesn't give motivation to walk to Billera (but enough to get you to the DUC)

Wants six pack abs Doesn't give motivation to walk to Billera (but enough to get you to the DUC)   Scumbag Brain
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