Scumbag Brain

Finally has a good job, nice apartment, and stable relationship I'm bored. Let's quit, move out, and head to Chile.

Finally has a good job, nice apartment, and stable relationship I'm bored. Let's quit, move out, and head to Chile.   Scumbag Brain

OH, you have to wake up in 4 hours you should masturbate

OH, you have to wake up in 4 hours you should masturbate  Scumbag Brain

At work, think of all the wonderful things to do after work After work, do jack shit

At work, think of all the wonderful things to do after work After work, do jack shit   Scumbag Brain

C'MON, IT'S ONLY JUST A FART NOPE

C'MON, IT'S ONLY JUST A FART NOPE  Scumbag Brain

Went sober on the weekend to study Decides to give you a headache anyways

Went sober on the weekend to study Decides to give you a headache anyways   Scumbag Brain

Yo dawg, I heard you have finals So I put all the memories of the awkward moments you have ever had on your mind so you can stress while you stress

Yo dawg, I heard you have finals So I put all the memories of the awkward moments you have ever had on your mind so you can stress while you stress  Scumbag Brain

HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION IN YOUR DREAM? "WAKE UP BRO!"

HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION IN YOUR DREAM?

Girlfriend hasn't texted back in fifteen minutes She must be cheating on you

Girlfriend hasn't texted back in fifteen minutes She must be cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

Night before first day of school after holidays Why fall asleep early? Girls really dig those big dark circles around the eyes!

Night before first day of school after holidays Why fall asleep early? Girls really dig those big dark circles around the eyes!  Scumbag Brain

Can process logic more complex than any computer Unable to decide how long to microwave things for

Can process logic more complex than any computer Unable to decide how long to microwave things for   Scumbag Brain
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