Scumbag Brain

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors  Scumbag Brain

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up  Scumbag Brain

Can solve differential equation with no problem Needs to use finger counting when adding two-digit numbers

Can solve differential equation with no problem Needs to use finger counting when adding two-digit numbers  Scumbag Brain

Knows everyone in the world goes to the bathroom Still embarrassed to go around other people

Knows everyone in the world goes to the bathroom Still embarrassed to go around other people  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of 10 things to say to start conversation with cute girl 5 minutes after she walks away

Thinks of 10 things to say to start conversation with cute girl 5 minutes after she walks away   Scumbag Brain

What's that? You want to remember a word? Here are the first two letters. You can figure out the rest.

What's that? You want to remember a word? Here are the first two letters. You can figure out the rest.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a long stressful day tomorrow? I'll just wake you up at 4AM so you get a good start

Oh, you have a long stressful day tomorrow? I'll just wake you up at 4AM so you get a good start   Scumbag Brain

Spends too much time reading Reddit starts thinking in meme

Spends too much time reading Reddit starts thinking in meme   Scumbag Brain

Encourages you to make promises to yourself Convinces you to break said promises at the earliest possible convenience

Encourages you to make promises to yourself Convinces you to break said promises at the earliest possible convenience  Scumbag Brain

Makes a bad decision Blames it on gut

Makes a bad decision Blames it on gut   Scumbag Brain
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