Scumbag Brain

Remembers obscure football statistics from 1985 Forgets wife's birthday

Remembers obscure football statistics from 1985 Forgets wife's birthday  Scumbag Brain

Tired, makes you go to bed Senses lying down..... THINK,THINK,THINK!!!!!

Tired, makes you go to bed Senses lying
down..... THINK,THINK,THINK!!!!!  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up sunday morning LATE FOR SCHOOL BRA Sunday? Oh my bad

Wakes you up sunday morning LATE FOR SCHOOL BRA Sunday? Oh my bad  Scumbag Brain

"not feeling so well, better NOT EAT ANYTHING FOR A WHILE" EAT SOMETHING, FEEL BETTER IMMEDIATELY

Nothing to do: No interest in Reddit About to go to bed: Hey I wonder what's on Reddit.

Nothing to do: No interest in Reddit About to go to bed: Hey I wonder what's on Reddit.   Scumbag Brain

Time to sleep? Better start thinking about images of your worst phobias

Time to sleep? Better start thinking about images of your worst phobias  Scumbag Brain

Hey buddy,remember where your keys are? Me neither!

Hey buddy,remember where your keys are? Me neither!  Scumbag Brain

So, that cute guy you like will be at the bar tonight? Let's review all the ways you can be awkward while I talk with your body about getting that period going.

So, that cute guy you like will be at the bar tonight? Let's review all the ways you can be awkward while I talk with your body about getting that period going.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got out of the shower? Better poop now

Oh, you just got out of the shower? Better poop now  Scumbag Brain

Damn Scumbag Alcoholic Brain You took away the only person I want to watch Doctor Who with and my best friend in the world

Damn Scumbag Alcoholic Brain You took away the only person I want to watch Doctor Who with and my best friend in the world  Scumbag Brain
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