Scumbag Brain

Hides exam answers safely in subconscious Leave exam: Oh, these answers? Here you go...

Hides exam answers safely in subconscious Leave exam: Oh, these answers? Here you go...   Scumbag Brain

Interview Today First, let's just recap over all the things that could go wrong

Interview Today First, let's just recap over all the things that could go wrong  Scumbag Brain

Feels a tickle Its a fucking spider

Feels a tickle Its a fucking spider   Scumbag Brain

suddenly motivated to clean my room major assignment due tomorrow

suddenly motivated to clean my room major assignment due tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

Remembers every post and repost ever cant remember what you learned last class

Remembers every post and repost ever cant remember what you learned last class  Scumbag Brain

Consistently gives me great ideas to post Continually lets me post stupid shit

Consistently gives me great ideas to post Continually lets me post stupid shit  Scumbag Brain

Someone mention Justin Beiber? Better look up that Epic Rap Battle between him and Mozart again...for 100th time. Was gonna play Video Games.

Someone mention Justin Beiber? Better look up that Epic Rap Battle between him and Mozart again...for 100th time. Was gonna play Video Games.  Scumbag Brain

Looks at the word 'grass' three times in a row It's not a word I recognize any more

Looks at the word 'grass' three times in a row It's not a word I recognize any more  Scumbag Brain

HAVE READ THOUSANDS OF ARTICLES AND PAPERS ON IMPORTANT TOPICS WHICH HAVE BEEN PEER-REVIEWED AND BACKED UP WITH OBJECTIVE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION AND REMEMBER NOTHING, LOOK STUPID

HAVE READ THOUSANDS OF ARTICLES AND PAPERS ON IMPORTANT TOPICS WHICH HAVE BEEN PEER-REVIEWED AND BACKED UP WITH OBJECTIVE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION AND REMEMBER NOTHING, LOOK STUPID  Scumbag Brain

Traumatic experience? I dont think we need to remember that

Traumatic experience? I dont think we need to remember that  Scumbag Brain
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