Scumbag Brain

Platonic female friend sits on your lap: INSTANT BONER Girl wants to feel your bulge grinding you at the club: NOT EVEN A WIGGLE

Platonic female friend sits on your lap: INSTANT BONER Girl wants to feel your bulge grinding you at the club: NOT EVEN A WIGGLE   Scumbag Brain

oh you're talking to a cute girl? let me make your face red for no reason

oh you're talking to a cute girl? let me make your face red for no reason  Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? Maybe you should have that reoccurring nightmare again.

Trying to sleep? Maybe you should have that reoccurring nightmare again.  Scumbag Brain

forgot the first caption

 forgot the first caption  Scumbag Brain

hey everybody i found my brothers brain

hey everybody  i found my brothers brain   Scumbag Brain

As soon as I watched Ergo proxy, I CAME AND STARTED FARTING

As soon as I watched Ergo proxy, I CAME AND STARTED FARTING  Scumbag Brain

remembers lines from old "gilligan's island" Episodes for 45 years can't remember what you just came into the room to do

remembers lines from old

Forget the answer to a question while writing exam wake up in the middle of the night with the answer

Forget the answer to a question while writing exam wake up in the middle of the night with the answer   Scumbag Brain

Have a normal conversation with a girl. She wants the D

Have a normal conversation with a girl. She wants the D   Scumbag Brain

"I Bet that public bathroom is going to stink" Waits until inside the door to take a deep breath

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