Scumbag Brain

So, you finally got your hand under her shirt... your nose itches...your nose is still itching...now your arm itches...your chest itches...now that spot you can't reach on your back itches...come to think of it, your balls really itch, too.

So, you finally got your hand under her shirt... your nose itches...your nose is still itching...now your arm itches...your chest itches...now that spot you can't reach on your back itches...come to think of it, your balls really itch, too.  Scumbag Brain

Knows it's an optical illusion still falls for it every time

Knows it's an optical illusion still falls for it every time  Scumbag Brain

Work day: drag tired ass out of bed at 10:00 Day off: wake up at 10:30 fully rested.

Work day:  drag tired ass out of bed at 10:00 Day off:  wake up at 10:30 fully rested.  Scumbag Brain

What are you giving up for lent? Whatever it is, after three days it'll feel like heroin withdrawal.

What are you giving up for lent? Whatever it is, after three days it'll feel like heroin withdrawal.  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember all the awesome shit you ever did. Can't forget all the stupid shit you ever did.

Can't remember all the awesome shit you ever did.  Can't forget all the stupid shit you ever did.   Scumbag Brain

Stop playing Black Opps 2 early to ensure a good sleep Imaginary war simulation time

Stop playing Black Opps 2 early to ensure a good sleep Imaginary war simulation time  Scumbag Brain

It's been a wonderful NoFap streak, lets make it stronger with some exposure therapy! ENDS UP IN A RELAPSE

It's been a wonderful NoFap streak, lets make it stronger with some exposure therapy! ENDS UP IN A RELAPSE  Scumbag Brain

Has awesome dream wakes you up before good part

Has awesome dream wakes you up before good part  Scumbag Brain

Remembers face Forgets Name

Remembers face Forgets Name  Scumbag Brain

see that scab? you should pick it

see that scab? you should pick it  Scumbag Brain
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