Scumbag Brain

smoking weed kills brain cells that joint sucks! WAIT

smoking weed kills brain  cells that joint sucks! WAIT  Scumbag Brain

Witty,charming, and insightful around people you have known for so long it no longer matters.

Witty,charming, and insightful around people you have known for so long it no longer matters.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you met a new girl? Let's think about your ex fucking that guy you hate

Oh you met a new girl? Let's think about your ex fucking that guy you hate   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have something important you have to tell your friend? Don't worry I'll remember before and after you see him

Oh, you have something important you have to tell your friend? Don't worry I'll remember before and after you see him   Scumbag Brain

knows your phone is dead makes you check it every ten minutes just to make sure

knows your phone is dead makes you check it every ten minutes just to make sure  Scumbag Brain

CAN'T STAY AWAKE IN CLASS? LET'S STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT

CAN'T STAY AWAKE IN CLASS? LET'S STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT   Scumbag Brain

girl obviously hits on you with a simple question actually answers question and doesn't realize it was flirting til it was to late

girl obviously hits on you with a simple question actually answers question and doesn't realize it was flirting til it was to late  Scumbag Brain

WAKES YOU UP AT 8:00 IN A PANIC BECAUSE THESIS MEETING IS AT 9:00 AT 8:55 REMINDS YOU IT WAS POSTPONED TO 13:30

WAKES YOU UP AT 8:00 IN A PANIC BECAUSE THESIS MEETING IS AT 9:00 AT 8:55 REMINDS YOU IT WAS POSTPONED TO 13:30  Scumbag Brain

"Hey brah, let's take a quick refreshing nap" groggy rest of the day

Hey brah, I hear you're giving blood tomorrow here, have a nightmare about giant mosquitoes

Hey brah, I hear you're giving blood tomorrow here, have a nightmare about giant mosquitoes  Scumbag Brain
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