Scumbag Brain

"Put... put your dick in it" "Wow you're a dumbass for getting it stuck"

Big day tomorrow. Stress about it all night and don't sleep Our alarm went off! Maybe we can catch just 5 more minutes...

Big day tomorrow. Stress about it all night and don't sleep Our alarm went off! Maybe we can catch just 5 more minutes...  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, check your pocket, your phone's vibrating LOL JK

 Hey bro, check your pocket, your phone's vibrating LOL JK  Scumbag Brain

Hey let's go outside and have a cigarette Just kidding, let's go poop.

Hey let's go outside and have a cigarette Just kidding, let's go poop.  Scumbag Brain

Known her for a week and went on one date Lets ask her to be your girlfriend

Known her for a week and went on one date Lets ask her to be your girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

Got a big trip tomorrow? How about we stay up all night and think about everything that can go wrong?

Got a big trip tomorrow? How about we stay up all night and think about everything that can go wrong?  Scumbag Brain

OH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO DO A MILLION SQUATS AT CROSSFIT SORRY, GOTTA SHIT

OH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO DO A MILLION SQUATS AT CROSSFIT SORRY, GOTTA SHIT  Scumbag Brain

3AM - You're up too late to sleep, better just make it an all nighter 5:45 AM - Are you kidding me? I'm shattered, we should sleep until 2 in the afternoon

3AM - You're up too late to sleep, better just make it an all nighter 5:45 AM - Are you kidding me? I'm shattered, we should sleep until 2 in the afternoon  Scumbag Brain

On the way back home come up with all great ideas for multiple reddit posts. Forgot bro. make something else. open house door

On the way back home come up with all great ideas for multiple reddit posts. Forgot bro. make something else. open house door  Scumbag Brain

Knows fast food is bad for you Remember how good whoppers taste?

Knows fast food is bad for you Remember how good whoppers taste?  Scumbag Brain
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