Scumbag Brain

Makes up its own scary nightmares Still gets terrified of them

Makes up its own scary nightmares Still gets terrified of them   Scumbag Brain

Look, I know you're talking to the person you like... ...But trust me, you need a runny nose right now!

Look, I know you're talking to the person you like... ...But trust me, you need a runny nose right now!  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember your ex that just got over you 6 months after the breakup? You should text him and tell him how much you miss him.

Hey, remember your ex that just got over you 6 months after the breakup? You should text him and tell him how much you miss him.   Scumbag Brain

Knows its a Chernobyl link Click it bro, it'll be cool!

Knows its a Chernobyl link Click it bro, it'll be cool!  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're hungover? Better wake up extra early for no reason

Oh, you're hungover? Better wake up extra early for no reason  Scumbag Brain

You need to know that actress that played kimmy on full house 26 Years ago? No problem. You need to know where you put your phone down 2 seconds ago? Your on your own man.

You need to know that actress that played kimmy on full house 26 Years ago? No problem. You need to know where you put your phone down 2 seconds ago? Your on your own man.  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't want to go to sleep Doesn't want to wake up

Doesn't want to go to sleep Doesn't want to wake up   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to wake up early Still won't let you go to sleep

Knows you have to wake up early Still won't let you go to sleep   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Know what you haven't thought about in awhile? EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

Oh you're trying to sleep? Know what you haven't thought about in awhile? EVERYTHING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU   Scumbag Brain

Has trouble getting up on time to get ready for work Day off: wake up at 6am, refreshed

Has trouble getting up on time to get ready for work Day off:  wake up at 6am, refreshed  Scumbag Brain
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