Scumbag Brain

Hey Bro I am REALLY thirsty Also, I REALLY have to pee

Hey Bro I am REALLY thirsty Also, I REALLY have to pee    Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know what? Maybe this guy's car really did break down and he just needs exactly $7 so he can drive his mom to the hospital.

Hey, you know what? Maybe this guy's car really did break down and he just needs exactly $7 so he can drive his mom to the hospital.   Scumbag Brain

You need to study for the Business Law exam... Doesn't bring this to your attention until you've successfully slayed wave after wave of randomly spawning monsters with your newly aquired 'Ultima Weapon' that took 6 hours of the morning digging for buried

You need to study for the Business Law exam... Doesn't bring this to your attention until you've successfully slayed wave after wave of randomly spawning monsters with your newly aquired 'Ultima Weapon' that took 6 hours of the morning digging for buried   Scumbag Brain

Knows every word and line to song playing on radio Immediately Forgets next word as it's coming out of your mouth

Knows every word and line to song playing on radio Immediately Forgets next word as it's coming out of your mouth  Scumbag Brain

dating for a year and in love no longer in like

dating for a year and in love no longer in like  Scumbag Brain

Quit smoking almost 2 years ago let's celebrate with a cigarette

Quit smoking almost 2 years ago let's celebrate with a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

Hasn't slept in 40 hours and finally has time. Let's wake up every half hour.

Hasn't slept in 40 hours and finally has time. Let's wake up every half hour.  Scumbag Brain

Phone made no sound and there is no blinking lights Turn screen on to see if I got a text

Phone made no sound and there is no blinking lights
 Turn screen on to see if I got a text  Scumbag Brain

*Lights up* Hey, you should probably go take a dump right about now.

*Lights up* Hey, you should probably go take a dump right about now.  Scumbag Brain

What's that? You had an idea for an oscar worthy screenplay? Huh, I must've misplaced it...

What's that? You had an idea for an oscar worthy screenplay? Huh, I must've misplaced it...   Scumbag Brain
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